Oh My!

We spent all weekend looking through your entries for the Good Date competition (some of your stories made us cringe so much haha) and it was hard to pick just one winner, but we had to do it…

Congratulation to Lewis Williams! Lewis rewrote the entire lyrics for our debut single Dirty Dancer to be about a bad date - and we loved it! Maybe you’re destined for a career in songwriting ;)

Thanks again to everyone who entered, and we wish you all nothing but good dates for the rest of the year! Check out Lewis’ entry below…

It started when you knocked u-pon on the door a knock a knock a knock
Invited you in but you wouldn’t say a lot not a lot a lot

I should of known from the start that I should of refused it, really gunna re-gret this
The look on your face is really appalling, oh my! what is this?

Guess you’ve nev-er practised, have you baby?
Sitting in the corner, waiting for you. Crazy!
Do you want cream or gravy?
Guess you’ve nev-er practised have you baby?
Sitting on a bench, at midnight. Crazy!
I’m thinking she’s too lazy!

You’re planning everything like 7 on the dot, like a clock, a clock a clock.
I’m glad that you dressed, if not I would really have to mock, quite a lot
You were creative with your chat up lines, you really had me tied up in a knot, what a shock!
Our date would be more than this, I’m chilling cos you’re spending quite a lot a lot

And now you want to go home and watch the TV, probably gunna say I’m sick
I really should of, I should of refused it, really gunna re-gret this

Guess you’ve nev-er practised, have you baby?
Sitting in the corner, waiting for you. Crazy!
Do you want cream or gravy? Guess you’ve nev-er practised have you baby?
Sitting on a bench, at midnight. Crazy!
I’m thinking she’s too lazy!